Ooooh, another windbreaker with the company logo, that'll help me put my kids through college!
Our power went off...
the computer started beeping.
I turned it off.
Then the smoke alarm went off.
I sat there, waving my cousin's orange shorts at the alarm until it finally died.
I swear, if I get a car with an alarm in it, I
m gonna turn it off...with an axe.
Man, I love the days when we have no school.
It's an explosion!!
(to the horse) "You doing alright buddy?"
(horse) "my name's phillip."
I have it Jim, it's the ultimate insult!